Jensine

Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!

Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Uncle Rico: What about your girlfriend?
Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.

Grandma: How was school?
Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you think?

Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

Deb: I'm trying to earn money for college.
Kip: [from the background] Your mom goes to college.

det går knappt att beskriva hur sjukt kul Napoleon Dynamite är, den är helt oslagbar.
(men den vore inget utan Jon Heder)